| Sanitation Specialist |
Cleaning toilets up to your elbows |
| Solid waste and recycling servicegirl |
Take out the Garbage, it's amazing how it accumulates
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| Construction and Excavation Supervisor |
Cleaning the kids bedrooms/family room Grose!
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| Upholstery Technician |
Cleaning the furniture, elbow grease required |
| Full Service Laundress |
Washing, drying, ironing, folding clothes, removing stains *sigh
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| Hostelry Maid |
Changing and making beds- my aching back!
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| Industrial Maintenance Foreman |
Vacuuming and shampooing all the carpets- all in days work?
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| Maintenance Technician |
Dust, scrub floors, wash walls and surfaces- manicure here I come.
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| Appliance renovator |
Cleaning oven, fridg, dishwasher, washer and dryer-At this point my hands fell off!
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| Caretaker |
Bathing, feeding and general care of pets and their health- hope they aren't biters
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| Auto Servicegirl |
Cleaning out the family car, ew, what's in here!
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| Inventory Specialist |
Cleaning out cabinets, drawers, toy boxes (always wear gloves when cleaning out toy boxes one can't be sure what might be in there. |
| Business Consultant |
Councelling and listening to husbands on the job issues- sure I understand dear.
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| Acquisition and Purchasing Agent |
Grocery and household requirement shopping- Whoopee!!!! this is so hard.
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| Custom Decorator |
Curtains, furniture, beds, walls, floors, etc-My imagination runs rampant.
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| Residential Window washer |
Cleaning windows inside and out plus mirrors- Move over Karate Kid!
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| Dental assistant |
Mouth care and cleaning insturctions- Halitosis here I come!
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| Nurses Aid |
Family health care- Here mommy will kiss it and make it better..I don't have germs! |
| Veterinarian |
Clean pets ears, dole out the medicine, use flea and tick killer-Slap a bandaid on the pooch |
| Gardener |
Pruning, planting, harvesting-dig it, rake it, fertilize it, plant it, water it, cut it, pick it.
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| Land Maintenance/Landscaping Co-ordinator |
Mow the lawn, design the flower beds, plant them, rake the leaves-clean your nails if you have any left.
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Childcare professional
Psychologist
Councellor |
Rearing, raising, nourishing, instructing, training, the children-The art of pedagoge, of course I know big words, I have a dictionary! |
| Taxi Driver |
Transporting Children daily to and from every where, and a car-load of their friends. Pa-leese!
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| Public Relations/Dispatcher/Receptionist |
Taking messages, Correspondence, organizing parties, phone calls to other professionals-Who haven't a clue just how busy I am, of course my fuse is short!
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| Accountant |
BookKeeping and taxes. H&R block eat your heart out! |
| Food Preparation Expert |
Canning, Cooking and Baking for the entire neighborhood. I spend most of my time "stewing". |
| Beautician/Barber/Beauty consultant |
Hair care, cutting, perming, dying, styling - and trying to get the snarls out!! |
| Astronautics Trainee |
If you did this much work you'd be tripping the moon too! |
| Policeman |
You gotta be watching those children every minute to be sure they don't break the rules!
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| Teacher/Trainer |
Somebodies got to do it! |
