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Here are some actual quotes from claims reports.
I thought the side window was down, but it was up, as I found out when I put my head through it.
I collided with a stationary bus coming the other way.
I blew my horn, but it would not work, as it was stolen.
I consider neither car was to blame, but if either was to blame, it was the other one.
I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault, as he had been run over before.
![]() To avoid a collision, I ran into the other car. The accident was due to the other man narrowly missing me. If the driver had stopped a few yards behind himself, the accident would not have happened. A cow wandered into my car. I was later informed that the cow was half-witted. I miss judged a lady crossing the street. A bus backed through my windshield into my wife's face. She suddenly saw me, lost her head, and we met. I heard a horn blow and was struck in the back. A lady was evidently trying to pass me. I bumped into a lamp post which was obscured by a pedestrian.
![]() I left my car unattended for a while, and whether by design, it ran away. The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
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