Lunch out with her friends at least once a week.
A king size bed where she can have her side and part of his too.
An electric blanket when she's in the mood for a fight.
A closet the size of her kitchen.
A kitchen the size of her bathroom.
A bathroom the size of her livingroom with a pool in it and years supply of bubble bath.
A sharp nail file....great weapon and you never know when you might break a nail.
The Smartest, funniest, best liked children-and not just when they're asleep!
The perfect husband-one who brings flowers and takes you out to dinner at least once a week and 7 days out of a month is silent-not just when he's asleep.
A mirror that only reflects her desires.
A scale that always lands on a number that makes her, at least, 25 pounds lighter.
A set of darts and a picture of her "X" anything.
2 friends, one to keep her on the straight path and one that always agrees with everything she says and does.
An apartment of her own that she can use 7 days out of every month, with a punching bag hanging from the ceiling and a case of kleenx nearby.
Shelves full of expensive wigs for when she's in a hurry.
A closet full of shoes.
(for you men who want to know why shoes are so important...
..it is the smallest part of our bodies, we went them dressed well!!)
