| A friend really did send this to me, amd a couple other friends of ours, via email and I decided to put it on the web. She is always asking strange questions, why did God make fleas? At the time her home was infested with them and she spent months trying to conquer the flea population. She is still asking about fleas but has added to her list of "Why did God make...." to now encompass the slug population, of which, we have MANY!
To: Miss Baker; Miss Smith; Miss Johnson
Date: March 15, 2001
Subject: Some deep and thoughtful questions...
1. Why are there slugs?
2. For Miss Baker, are there slugs in Kansas?
3. For Miss Smith, are there slugs in Nevada?
4. For Miss Johnson, are there slugs where you live?
5. For Miss Johnson, where do you live?
6. Why can't anyone in my family replace the toilet paper roll when its empty, they are sitting right there?!!
7. Did Noah let slugs on the Ark, or did God put them on, or did they just sneak on?
8. Why do my cats throw up on the carpet instead of linoleum?
9. Did any of your kids poo in the bathtub when they were little, or are my kids really weird?
10. If just my kids pooed in the tub, then where did I go wrong?
11. Don't I have anything better to do than write all these questions?
12. Don't you ladies have anything better to do than read them?!!
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